Recently overheard
Setting – My oldest son’s room.
Scene – My son was constructing a car track. My daughter walks in…
Daughter: How did you get the track to go like that?
Son: (exasperated sigh) Sometimes, you don’t get to know.
Daughter: But how did you get it like that?
Son: (another sigh) I’m an artist. No… I’m a “cre-at-or.”
